February 8, 2023

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7 Really Funny Ecommerce Store Jokes

Why 7? Because 7 ate 9

Jokes should always be free. Stop the tyranny of paid or paywalled jokes.

I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I’ll let you know. #FreeJokeProject

Where is the best place to hide a body?
The second page of a Google search results. #FreeJokeProject

How many copywriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None — they’ve automated it #FreeJokeProject

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?
He was worried about his bounce rate.

A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, “Why’s everyone staring?” The bartender says …
“Cuz your ALT tag is showing.” #FreeJokeProject

What did the ecommerce store say when it opened? “Let’s get this checkout line started!” #FreeJokeProject

Why did Cookie Monster apply for a marketing job?
He heard they were tracking cookies. #FreeJokeProject

Who is Brent Peterson?
Brent is a serial entrepreneur and marketing professional with a passion for running. He co-founded Wagento and has a new adventure called ContentBasis. Brent is the host of the podcast Talk Commerce. He has run 25 marathons and one Ironman race. Brent has been married for 29 years. He was born in Montana, and attended the University of Minnesota and Birmingham University without ever getting his degree.

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