Ten Commerce Jokes for 2023

As the world of commerce continues to evolve, so too does the need for fresh, funny commerce jokes. In 2023, commerce jokes have evolved from the classic puns of the past to the more sophisticated wit of today.

Whether you’re a student of business, a professional in the field, or just someone looking for a good laugh, the 2023 commerce jokes will have something to offer. From the best jokes about business ethics to the most cutting-edge quips about the latest trends in the industry, here’s a list of the funniest commerce jokes for 2023. Get ready to laugh out loud!

I wanted to start an online orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate.

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I chatted with an online butcher shop today.
Google Meat.

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How does the Pope pay for his online shopping?
He uses Papal.

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A man was ordering a new shirt online and was presented with the option of “fit guide.” He thought to himself, “Do I really need to know how to fit a shirt? I think I know how this works.” He clicked “no” and the website replied, “You’ll be received with open arms.”

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Whenever I joke about online shopping,
I always make sure it’s guaranteed delivery.

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I traded in an iPhone 14 for my wife.
I thought it was a good trade.

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I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for shopping.
He just called me from Brazil.

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10 Not-so-funny jokes

• Sometimes I put lots of stuff in the cart and leave without paying.
• What did the Amazon delivery driver say when asked what he was doing? “I’m fulfilling my destiny!”
• What did the ecommerce entrepreneur say when asked what the key to success was? “It’s all about the algorithm!”
• What did the online shopper say when asked what his hobby was? “I love to click and collect!”
• Why did the online shopper go to the physical store? To get a real “feel” for the product!
• What did the shopkeeper say when asked why he was setting up an online store? “I’m going global!”
• What did the ecommerce customer say when asked why he was returning his purchase? “It didn’t match the pictures!”
• What did the online store owner say when asked why he was so successful? “I got the right prices!”
• What did the ecommerce customer say when asked why he was always late with his orders? “I was waiting for the right deal!”
• What did the ecommerce entrepreneur say when asked why he was always so busy? “I’m fulfilling orders 24/7!”.

I needed to have a disclaimer for the above. Indeed, they are not the funniest jokes. They may not even be funny. I hope you enjoyed it either way.

Bonus Jokes

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